dancinghellcat:

jo—harvelle:

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

• cellular number
• snapchat
• twitter
• facebook
• skype
• email
• facetime
• first born
• soul

you know, anything you want

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vonlipwig:

vonlipwig:

hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?

the band, i mean

not the archduke of austria

i know what happened to the archduke of austria

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agroncriss:

i remember when france gave the uk one point last year

and then graham norton said:

we built a tunnel to your country

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esexist:

guys i’m literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster than me

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